The only thing that is going to top this for her upcoming birthday is a real live puppy, and wow is she going to be devastated with a gift card to a hardware store.
Yes, the mornings are total chaos but a mother’s brain is messed up enough to miss them.
Grandparents exist to exact revenge, and I don’t understand why there isn’t legislature to regulate this.
Having more than one child doesn’t double or triple the work. It multiplies it to the nth degree. And then laughs at you.
“Purple People Eater” is the ongoing soundtrack to this home.
Yet another developmental milestone whose rewards are in direct proportion to the years it takes off of your life.
Not as big as the ones you’ll find in books written by paleontologists, but her bark makes up for all of that.
Daughter, sister and long-suffering teacher.
It’s like trying to keep track of tiny glass slippers and NO WONDER Cinderella’s stepmom was so uptight.
I’m glad that the exercise ball I bought for my bad back is being used as it was originally intended.