This baby is better than a tumblr that’s full of nothing but pictures of kittens being cuddled by bear cubs.
She will stand there and let me take her picture but she most certainly does not have to be happy about it.
Winter sports enthusiasts are mourning the lack of snow but here we’ve taken to celebration.
One of the many terrifying faces of Obamacare.
What should you do before you have kids? Travel, eat, sleep, blahblahblah MARVEL AT HOW LITTLE YOU DO LAUNDRY.
If sleeping with our children is what evolution intended, then evolution is intent on wiping out our species.
A perfect re-eanctment of that one scene from E.T. despite the fact that she hasn’t even seen it yet.
Next, I’m buying some Pop Rocks and soda and we are going to party.
Santa is obviously a huge fan of Pinterest, you guys. What a sheep.
The evil of motion pictures and why I should have raised them on an isolated farm where they have to churn their own butter.