The dangers of introducing this kid to any type of animal. No one get her a stuffed opossum.
Yes, she’s watching more television, but at least she’s learning how to solve mysteries. From a gaggle of kids hanging out with a talking dog in a kidnapper’s van.
In those first few moments in the morning as they are rubbing the sleep from their eyes.
Their five-year age difference is one of the most entertaining aspects of my life.
The only thing that is going to top this for her upcoming birthday is a real live puppy, and wow is she going to be devastated with a gift card to a hardware store.
Yes, the mornings are total chaos but a mother’s brain is messed up enough to miss them.
Grandparents exist to exact revenge, and I don’t understand why there isn’t legislature to regulate this.
Having more than one child doesn’t double or triple the work. It multiplies it to the nth degree. And then laughs at you.
“Purple People Eater” is the ongoing soundtrack to this home.
Yet another developmental milestone whose rewards are in direct proportion to the years it takes off of your life.