A surprise visit

This baby is better than a tumblr that’s full of nothing but pictures of kittens being cuddled by bear cubs.

Whatever you do, Marlo, don’t smile

She will stand there and let me take her picture but she most certainly does not have to be happy about it.

Winter? What winter?

Winter sports enthusiasts are mourning the lack of snow but here we’ve taken to celebration.

Someone got new eyewear

One of the many terrifying faces of Obamacare.

What did YOU do this weekend?

What should you do before you have kids? Travel, eat, sleep, blahblahblah MARVEL AT HOW LITTLE YOU DO LAUNDRY.

An ode to co-sleeping

If sleeping with our children is what evolution intended, then evolution is intent on wiping out our species.

Buried alive

A perfect re-eanctment of that one scene from E.T. despite the fact that she hasn’t even seen it yet.

Modern folklore

Next, I’m buying some Pop Rocks and soda and we are going to party.

And lo, it was good

Santa is obviously a huge fan of Pinterest, you guys. What a sheep.

Foreign language

The evil of motion pictures and why I should have raised them on an isolated farm where they have to churn their own butter.