Never has sixty degrees Fahrenheit felt so glorious.
I don’t know how her teachers kept a straight face.
I cooked and they ate and a swarm of pigs flew over the house.
Counting my blessings, especially the nearsighted ones.
Because daily life isn’t realistic enough.
You like apples? How about you wash these apples.
Yes, paleolithic humans ate guacamole. It says so in the Bible.
Someone got a new deadly weapon that she can wear on her face.
Otherwise known as 3-yr-old.
If you are baby hungry then I am really sorry to do this to you.