For the child who will look at the word “blue” and say, “That spells ‘waffle with syrup.’”
May not be safe for younger audiences because I was all, to hell with a modesty patch.
Perhaps the most wonderful day of the year for this dog.
There may be more Play-Doh paraphernalia under the tree tonight along with a giant bag of coal and a scrolling list of chores.
Because I got really, really tired of explaining again and again that I do not get Minecraft, and no, I cannot help you.
This season of illness is so not fucking around.
I’m starting to change my mind about warning you to avoid adopting a herding dog.
It’s only because of his age that I am not making him model entire outfits.
I’d actually encourage her to take this up over the violin any day of the week.
I don’t get to spend nearly enough quality time with this part of my family, but when I do I’m reminded of the standard that has been set.