He never knew how adventurous his life would be when that woman dropped him off at the ASPCA all those years ago.
One tiny exchange that exemplifies what it is like to live with this kid.
Changing up the decor a bit is clearly upsetting the locals.
The rest of us are getting back to work, why shouldn’t they?
For the child who will look at the word “blue” and say, “That spells ‘waffle with syrup.’”
May not be safe for younger audiences because I was all, to hell with a modesty patch.
Perhaps the most wonderful day of the year for this dog.
There may be more Play-Doh paraphernalia under the tree tonight along with a giant bag of coal and a scrolling list of chores.
Because I got really, really tired of explaining again and again that I do not get Minecraft, and no, I cannot help you.
This season of illness is so not fucking around.