If you ever see me wearing a costume it will be inside an ER because the resulting rash will have crawled inside my throat and asphyxiated me.
Will work nicely with all the Instagram photos of ice cream cones, bicycles, and sprigs of rosemary.
I could just tell her, you know what? Eat the school lunch. BUT THEN SHE WOULD NEVER EAT LUNCH.
If only the women who lived in the Victorian age could see us now.
Inspiration if you’re looking to add some length to your wardrobe for fall. Men, the green one will bring out the color of your eyes.
Meanwhile, my own mother will be receiving a coupon for “one free lecture to me about the evils of Obamacare.”
For those of us who are going to check just ONE MORE TIME to see if all the lights have been turned off.
While New England is getting hit with more horrible weather, it’s going to be about 72 degrees and sunny here today.