“I wear my heart on my mouth”

Three ways to tell the woman in your life, “Look! I don’t take you for granted ALL of the time!”

Is your man feeling artistic?

I want to read someone’s master’s thesis on this phenomenon.

Again, roses might work, too

Will work nicely with all the Instagram photos of ice cream cones, bicycles, and sprigs of rosemary.

For your lady

Stun her with a bracelet or a monogramed jewelry box or a purse or, you know, let her cry without asking if she’s taken her medication or if she’s on her period.

To: Mom

From: pretty much the most remarkable kid who ever lived

For your dude

Ideas other than that really fancy engagement ring he keeps asking for.

For your lady

Seriously. Do not piss her off.