I want to read someone’s master’s thesis on this phenomenon.
Will work nicely with all the Instagram photos of ice cream cones, bicycles, and sprigs of rosemary.
Stun her with a bracelet or a monogramed jewelry box or a purse or, you know, let her cry without asking if she’s taken her medication or if she’s on her period.
From: pretty much the most remarkable kid who ever lived
Ideas other than that really fancy engagement ring he keeps asking for.
Seriously. Do not piss her off.