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the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
spike
2002/09/27 at 7:33 pmthat is by far the cutest kid.
cutest puppy i mean.
heehee.
Marshall
2002/09/27 at 7:35 pmAre you gonna do a “Daily Chuck” like Dean @ Textism?
stupid bint
2002/09/27 at 7:38 pmawww he is such a cute puppy. Do you have photos of him chewing on your favourite handbag? Or best shoes?
kukuberra
2002/09/27 at 7:50 pmJust another inane, “Thank God you’re back.
Keith
2002/09/27 at 8:38 pmDid he get your eyes or Jon’s?
smark
2002/09/27 at 10:08 pmwhat’s that white stuff on his forehead?
a very fine looking puppy indeed.
ryan
2002/09/27 at 11:01 pmhe looks pretty dignified in most of those shots.
kath
2002/09/27 at 11:09 pmWell, it’s no wonder that big ballsy boy (I’m thinking Larry Tate) was all over the Chuckster. He’s simply irresistible.
April Gem
2002/09/28 at 4:28 amOh, those floppy ears and puppy dog eyes! I’ll bet you forgive him anything.
Fox
2002/09/28 at 5:27 amGorgeous photos, darling subject.
paula
2002/09/28 at 6:30 amOh! What an annnngel! Thanks for delivering on the photos.
trish
2002/09/28 at 7:55 amGreat pics!
Anonymous
2002/09/28 at 8:55 amHe’s so cute … but sad looking.
melly-mel
2002/09/28 at 9:15 amkee-yoot! he does look saddish, but sad eyes are often just a characteristic of certain breeds, yes? maybe he just misses his hairy mommy. or wishes he could get the hang of the “go poop” thing.
at any rate, he’s darling. thanks for the pics.
heather
2002/09/28 at 9:55 amso cute… i can’t stand it. my day is complete.
danny
2002/09/28 at 10:08 ami am haunted by images of sperm flying over this dog’s head. the visuals, as delicious as they are, only make it worse. 😀
colleen
2002/09/28 at 1:29 pmoh my god. the bottom middle picture. he so has sand on his little nose. oh my god. AHHHHH SO CUTE!!! 😀
Ohad
2002/09/28 at 2:04 pmCute, cute puppy!
Plurp
2002/09/28 at 2:38 pmA traveler of ambiguous gender, wearing only a cape made entirely of the tongues of fish, created a symbol out of bananas and oranges. Earlier, a blind monk in a threatened temple gave lessons to young students in language that they did not understood, accepting payment only in various fresh fruits. A fish who had not spoken for several years, lay dying in a long-dry riverbed.
kusta
2002/09/28 at 3:14 pmtoo damn cute. yum. 🙂
jules
2002/09/28 at 3:27 pmwelcome back! but i really missed the congressman, ooops i mean former congressman, somethin fierce..
Tess
2002/09/28 at 3:37 pmSay, I’ve got a hot little number that would like to share a camcorder case with the former congressman…
http://www.crankychick.net/gallery/dogs/aad
Kelly
2002/09/28 at 5:54 pmHe’s just gorgeous!
andrea
2002/09/28 at 6:20 pmAWWWW…. i want a puppy.
D:! SO CUTE
angie
2002/09/28 at 6:34 pmSO CUTE!
What sort of cam do you use to get him so close-up? Also, I can’t remember this, but is he a lab? (Man – this makes me want a pup something awful…)
Todd
2002/09/28 at 7:27 pmDoes he still have puppy breath? I loves me some puppy breath.
Robert
2002/09/28 at 8:25 pmI’m a tad confused, I must admit. I stumbled upon an MSNBC web site about “blog,” which until now, I had never heard of, even though I had apparently read web sites that constituted “blog,” from my limited understanding of this. I had the fortune (?) of finding a link, from them, to your web site (www.dooce.com) about blog, and as I recall, they were discussing, on the MSNBC site, how you lost your job due to what you’d posted on your web site, etc. My only question is this: why such a web site, “blog” or not, at all? What is the motivation, the purpose, the incentive? I ask most sincerely, and hope you will be so kind as to enlighten me. Sincerely, Robert Meek, Loris, South Carolina rdm1957@sccoast.net
Bill
2002/09/28 at 8:37 pmAside to Bob Meek of South Carolina (very nice, esp. Charleston and the surrounding area): Someone with whom I am very, very familiar wrote, half in jest: we are writers. artists. it’s in our blood. we can’t NOT write. if we do not express ourselves, we wither and die. it’s entirely possible you cannot understand this. i accept that. and forgive.
Corny, but true. And then some are just exhibitionists or old, unemployed strippers.
Duke
2002/09/28 at 9:29 pmI can’t believe that’s an actual animal…looks like a little doggy doll! Glad to see you back, by the way.
Karine
2002/09/29 at 6:09 amhe is precious. baby animals are the cutest. aww, i want a puppy.
Nix
2002/09/29 at 11:52 amAwww… cute pup!
emily
2002/09/29 at 5:09 pmRobert – read Ariel’s article (linked above).
Sarah B.
2002/09/29 at 7:05 pmI just got an email from Chuck wanting to know if he could come visit me. As I’m sure you’ve leaned, it is impossible to turn him down, so please see to it that he arrives safely, and soon. Thank you.
Sarah B.
2002/09/29 at 7:06 pmLearned. You’ve learned. Let’s leave the leaning to Jordan Catalano.
SarahNicole
2002/09/30 at 3:36 amI’m glad to see DOOCE is back! Oh, and the puppy is cute too.
Gaspar
2002/09/30 at 6:29 amCiao, e sono contento di rivederti.
darian
2002/09/30 at 6:48 amI luv him..he’s so totally adorable.
ex southern babtist
2002/09/30 at 7:08 amHe’s still that small? I figured he would be huge by now. Consider yourself lucky…good to see that your back up and running again
corey
2002/09/30 at 8:08 amgood lookin’ pup! i know of a black lab that would love to play!
daily jack
how old is chuckles now?
kgjbnme
2002/09/30 at 9:03 amViva La Dooce! I’m so glad you’re back — and I love, love, love Chuckles the dog.
mfnidjkhngkh
2002/11/20 at 11:27 amhe is such a cute put i luv him
Anonymous
2002/11/20 at 11:28 amhe is so…….so………….. cute
samantha manago
2002/11/26 at 3:41 pmits the cuties puppy every.