the smell of my desperation has become a stench


so busted

Chuck will be spending the next five days thinking about what he can do to prevent himself from lifting his leg and peeing on my friend Sara, twice in the span of three days.

Jon and I will be spending the next five days in Utah introducing the family units. Considering the constituents of each clan, the mixing of such will most likely result in a small-scale clash of the titans.

I don’t know who has it worse.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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