Oh my God, I live in Utah.
Prev Utah or Bust
the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
Dave Thomas
2002/12/02 at 8:50 pmWe’ll send two representatives right over.
Spaceball
2002/12/02 at 9:14 pmThere goes the neighborhood.
Naz
2002/12/02 at 9:30 pmIntense.
kane
2002/12/02 at 9:41 pmOh the humanity! Glad you all arrived in one piece.
Katie
2002/12/02 at 10:17 pmI feel for you, I really do.
pretty_paranoia
2002/12/02 at 10:26 pmthat sounds nasty.
garrett
2002/12/02 at 11:48 pm(Welcome back, all that.) I think you’ll find the experience… interesting. Like any place, it should give you plenty to write about.
Do give my fondest regards to the bishopric if they stop by to welcome you into the ward.
stupid bint
2002/12/02 at 11:59 pmYou say that like it’s a bad thing.
deadking
2002/12/03 at 12:24 amha you think you got it bad?
ha i live in west virginia
propagandist
2002/12/03 at 12:26 amutaht it was somewhere else?
Ex-liontamer
2002/12/03 at 2:14 am…and it’s all MY fault.
Marshall
2002/12/03 at 3:02 amUtah can’t be all that bad — I know at least two cool people that live there. Besides, the Escalante Canyon is there.
BUTTERBALL
2002/12/03 at 3:04 amI don’t know if you knew this or not, but I just got done masturbating to gay porn. I think I’ll sleep for a few hours, eat some leftover Domino’s pizza from last night, and repeat the process over and over again until I die.
peggy
2002/12/03 at 3:39 amBYU. Bring Your (sacred heavenly) Underwear.
karmaboy
2002/12/03 at 3:52 amI’m interested in your organization and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Jen
2002/12/03 at 4:14 amI for one am looking forward to hearing about all the mormons and getting a peak and the scenery.
Funtime Ben
2002/12/03 at 4:23 amI think this officially means you’re safe from terrorists.
ME
2002/12/03 at 4:48 ami hope living in Utah doesn’t change your outlook on life . it seems you’ve toned down or hold back enough as it is since the “relaunch.”
Bryan
2002/12/03 at 4:53 amI’m in the same boat, I live in Alabama, which is like Utah with Southern Baptists instead of Mormons.
dclay
2002/12/03 at 5:04 amI warned you about those ruby slippers of yours…
Kerry
2002/12/03 at 5:22 amMan. Utah is going to LOVE you.
steve
2002/12/03 at 5:27 amMove.
Devin
2002/12/03 at 5:44 amSucka! You fell for it. The mormon secret police will be at your door sooner than later. Remeber when you are looking for an apartment that “ND” stands for no drinking.
ismat
2002/12/03 at 5:45 amYeah, but how long are you going to stay?
dennis
2002/12/03 at 5:48 amCurrent temperature here: -3F, windchill -20F. My sacred underwear comes in the form of longjohns… 😎
HurgleGurgle
2002/12/03 at 6:15 amPlease be my third wife.
There is a nice natural foods store in Sugarhouse.
“Bryan thinks:
I’m in the same boat, I live in Alabama, which is like Utah with Southern Baptists instead of Mormons.”
Oh, the South is much, much worse.
Michael
2002/12/03 at 6:21 amDooce in Deseret:
Boozin in the Beehive State – In a world where you can’t buy liquor on Sunday. Dooce (Britney Spears) and DJ Blurb (Alan Cumming) leave LA and find themselve in Utah.
~Angel
2002/12/03 at 6:24 amBe sure to let us know when you’ve been assimilated.
erin
2002/12/03 at 6:35 amoh my god, I live in utah.
the very grumpy husband
2002/12/03 at 6:44 amAlan Cumming? I think I deserve at least Jake Gyllenhaal or Benecio Del Toro.
Keith
2002/12/03 at 6:49 amIt could be worse. It’s not Point Barrow, Alaska, where the sun has already set for the year and won’t come out again until March.
jason
2002/12/03 at 6:58 amlos angeles: out. utah: in.
go get a 4.0 in damage.
renaat
2002/12/03 at 7:15 amwhat’s wrong with Alan Cumming? I adore Alan Cumming.
suck it up, hubby
2002/12/03 at 7:17 amYou get what you get and fucking like it, cha-cha.
Naaman
2002/12/03 at 7:19 amYou obviously forgot to check out the bottom system before you moved because you ended up in the wrong place!
Poo head
2002/12/03 at 7:21 amMormons. Whoa.
Morgan
2002/12/03 at 7:32 amI’ll be out there Thursday… luckilly I also get to LEAVE Thursday.
couloir
2002/12/03 at 7:40 amon the one hand ur in utah… on the other zion is the most beautiful place ive ever been….
Anne Freedman
2002/12/03 at 7:48 amHeather, since I can’t find an e-mail address for you, thought I’d try to reach you this way. I’m writing a story about the HR implications of web logs for my magazine, Human Resource Executive, and wanted to talk to you about your experiences. Can you drop me a line and let me know how I can get in touch with you?
Thanks.
Anne
Edsmonkey
2002/12/03 at 7:50 amLet us know where to send the liquor when you run out…
OIBOY
2002/12/03 at 7:53 amGah….Utah fer chrissakes…..Gah
David
2002/12/03 at 7:55 amUtah? what the heck is that? 😉
SnarkyPup
2002/12/03 at 8:17 amTwo words: porn czar.
Kevin
2002/12/03 at 8:26 amAs a former BYU Inmate, I feel your pain. Hopefully, you’re in Salt Lake, where the percentage of Los Mormones drops considerably. Keep the (lack of) Faith and don’t forget to swear loudly in public – that should keep them at bay.
Colin
2002/12/03 at 8:26 amIsn’t Utah the Bring ’em Young state?
.
2002/12/03 at 8:40 amI didn’t know this was an anti-mormon website heads up to all the prejudice out there.
meggo
2002/12/03 at 8:41 amthe second wife will arrive shortly.
Bucci
2002/12/03 at 8:44 amI’m really impressed with how quickly this all shook down. I think a move like that, start to finish, would take me a few years.
Liam Gallagher
2002/12/03 at 8:53 amFix my teef
splinter
2002/12/03 at 8:56 amUtah? Whats wrong with Utah? I hear great things about Europe.