An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

I Don’t Know if You Knew This or Not, But…

  • Dave Thomas

    We’ll send two representatives right over.

  • Spaceball

    There goes the neighborhood.

  • Naz


  • Oh the humanity! Glad you all arrived in one piece.

  • I feel for you, I really do.

  • that sounds nasty.

  • (Welcome back, all that.) I think you’ll find the experience… interesting. Like any place, it should give you plenty to write about.
    Do give my fondest regards to the bishopric if they stop by to welcome you into the ward.

  • You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  • deadking

    ha you think you got it bad?
    ha i live in west virginia

  • utaht it was somewhere else?

  • …and it’s all MY fault.

  • Utah can’t be all that bad — I know at least two cool people that live there. Besides, the Escalante Canyon is there.

  • I don’t know if you knew this or not, but I just got done masturbating to gay porn. I think I’ll sleep for a few hours, eat some leftover Domino’s pizza from last night, and repeat the process over and over again until I die.

  • BYU. Bring Your (sacred heavenly) Underwear.

  • I’m interested in your organization and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • Jen

    I for one am looking forward to hearing about all the mormons and getting a peak and the scenery.

  • I think this officially means you’re safe from terrorists.

  • ME

    i hope living in Utah doesn’t change your outlook on life . it seems you’ve toned down or hold back enough as it is since the “relaunch.”

  • I’m in the same boat, I live in Alabama, which is like Utah with Southern Baptists instead of Mormons.

  • I warned you about those ruby slippers of yours…

  • Man. Utah is going to LOVE you.

  • steve


  • Devin

    Sucka! You fell for it. The mormon secret police will be at your door sooner than later. Remeber when you are looking for an apartment that “ND” stands for no drinking.

  • Yeah, but how long are you going to stay?

  • Current temperature here: -3F, windchill -20F. My sacred underwear comes in the form of longjohns… 😎

  • HurgleGurgle

    Please be my third wife.

    There is a nice natural foods store in Sugarhouse.

    “Bryan thinks:
    I’m in the same boat, I live in Alabama, which is like Utah with Southern Baptists instead of Mormons.”

    Oh, the South is much, much worse.

  • Dooce in Deseret:
    Boozin in the Beehive State – In a world where you can’t buy liquor on Sunday. Dooce (Britney Spears) and DJ Blurb (Alan Cumming) leave LA and find themselve in Utah.

  • ~Angel

    Be sure to let us know when you’ve been assimilated.

  • oh my god, I live in utah.

  • Alan Cumming? I think I deserve at least Jake Gyllenhaal or Benecio Del Toro.

  • It could be worse. It’s not Point Barrow, Alaska, where the sun has already set for the year and won’t come out again until March.

  • los angeles: out. utah: in.
    go get a 4.0 in damage.

  • renaat

    what’s wrong with Alan Cumming? I adore Alan Cumming.

  • You get what you get and fucking like it, cha-cha.

  • You obviously forgot to check out the bottom system before you moved because you ended up in the wrong place!

  • Poo head

    Mormons. Whoa.

  • I’ll be out there Thursday… luckilly I also get to LEAVE Thursday.

  • on the one hand ur in utah… on the other zion is the most beautiful place ive ever been….

  • Heather, since I can’t find an e-mail address for you, thought I’d try to reach you this way. I’m writing a story about the HR implications of web logs for my magazine, Human Resource Executive, and wanted to talk to you about your experiences. Can you drop me a line and let me know how I can get in touch with you?

  • Let us know where to send the liquor when you run out…


    Gah….Utah fer chrissakes…..Gah

  • Utah? what the heck is that? 😉

  • SnarkyPup

    Two words: porn czar.

  • As a former BYU Inmate, I feel your pain. Hopefully, you’re in Salt Lake, where the percentage of Los Mormones drops considerably. Keep the (lack of) Faith and don’t forget to swear loudly in public – that should keep them at bay.

  • Isn’t Utah the Bring ’em Young state?

  • .

    I didn’t know this was an anti-mormon website heads up to all the prejudice out there.

  • the second wife will arrive shortly.

  • Bucci

    I’m really impressed with how quickly this all shook down. I think a move like that, start to finish, would take me a few years.

  • Fix my teef

  • Utah? Whats wrong with Utah? I hear great things about Europe.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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