I never thought such a little dog could look so elegant and noble at the same time! Who is this fine specimen of caninehood?
Chuck??? What have they done to you!!??
LOL, What a beeatch that “pink” woman was. Women can complain all they want about birthing a child….. It’s hard! But no one said it wasn’t worth it.
Is that a chihuahua? I have one named Mia and I make her wear a sombrero.
I think you should have forwarded sassietrousers’s message to your non-sheet-folding vagina, since that’s apparently who she was scolding for not healing and all.
where’s bug? 🙂
…as for Sassietrousers, I pity her child(ren). Can you imagine what fresh hell it would be to have such a judgmental,self-righteous mother? Sad, since she is most-likely well intentioned, at least with them.
YOU FOUND TINKERBELL? Somebody call the star!
bwaha! I bet that dog gets beat up by all the other dogs at the park.
and that email you got? what a royal beeeotch!
If all it took to recover was FIBRE, the world would be full of women eating tree bark.
What a sweet picture.
Awwwe, what a sexy lil morsel of doggie goodness that is for Mr. Chuckles 🙂
P.S. Pink, really? Wow, apparently she hasn’t survied the ‘wonders’ of childbirth all that well.
cute bow, that looks like a dog I’ve met (a name starting with S, I think ) who is almost part of a circus routine with it’s clown owner.
What a bitch! (Not the dog.) I’m talking about “Miss I Love That My Vagina Tore”. I think it’s very cowardly to sit at a computer and email a complete stranger some self righteous bullshit.
It takes a real woman to admit that she’s not perfect.
It reminds me of this one time my hubby and I got into a fight. I was venting to this girl and said “You know what it’s like when you start yelling at each other and you get so mad.” she said “No, Doug and I never raise our voices or get mad at each other.”
I would suggest that in order to increase your fibre and, thereby aid both your ability to poopand raise children, that you print out emails like the one you received and eat them. But that would likely upset your stomach more than it’s worth. so forget that!
And that’s the cutest rat I ever saw.
“Having a baby is a WONDERFUL experience, down to the labor pains and tearing…!”
Now, I’ve known quite a few masochists, but this lady takes the cake.
Mmmmm. Tearing. Like sunshine on a spring morning.
Can that dog fly? Because she seriously looks like she’s about to take off.
I’d love to comment on Miss Pink Fibre, but I have to go sing an anthem of praise and joy about my vagina tearing, right now. Maybe I’ll be back later after I finish my offerings of praise to the Gods Of Wondrous Labia Stitching By Med Students Wherein The Pain Makes One Sing For Joy.
So, I never said I wasn’t childish (22 is still young, right?)… how many of you have mentally composed hate-mail to that wench and are honestly considering sending it?
Adorable dog. And Ms. Pink Fibre clearly has some issues, if she needs to pass judgement.
Lindsay, you bet I’m thinking about it. I wouldn’t trade my kids for the world but the women who think giving birth to them are more fun than making them HAVE to be into S&M.
Ai, perro hermoso! A wee Jackie O. among pups. My dog would have that flappy ribbon off her collar in 3 seconds flat; no flair for fashion whatsoever.
Word to Mrs. Fibre:
Don’t you have better things to do besides harass Heather, Like passing a kidney stone, taking pictures of your “CUTE” hemorrhoids or something like that? Gee…Torn vaginas ARE JUST SOOOOO FUN! Maybe you thought you meant well, but god, get some tact. Mothers have a right to bitch about what ever they want, I mean mine does it all the time and she is a great mom, and so is Heather.
i saw a woman at fascist island a couple weeks ago holding a dog that i swear was no bigger than a baseball. i was thinking at that point itsn’t it just easier to get a hamster?
Such a purty lil’ thing!!!
It’s Scrappy-Doo turned feminine.
is “fibre” code for something else? cause i dont think fiber has anything to do with childbirth.
I’m still laughing at Peter Hentges’ comment up above… LOL
Nice picture of the doggy.. looks like they are smiling.
Ah, so here’s that Dr. Who monster come to terrorize San Francisco and the Heap o’ Dirt ™.
(And it’s just like the Dr Who crew to dress up a, er, um, whatever animal that is in a ribbon and call it a monster, too.)
This might turn into a, “My vagina is going to beat up your vagina after school behind the fibre shack!” if you’re not careful, Heather! From the sounds of it, seems like she doesn’t mind the rough stuff…oooh…the burning and the ripping. Perhaps she even saved some placenta to crimp into baby’s fist scrapbook!
With the guy wearing all black and with the dog wearing a white bow, it looks like they’re getting married. 😛
Whooo. Very cute pooch. Of course, chihuahuas in action are another thing…
And, yes, I did send a nasty email to the Pink Fibre Lady. She deserved it. On another subject, “fibre” is just the Brit way of spelling it…
(and I had a good time sending PFL that email, too!)
So apparently just cos the thought of my vagina tearing doesn’t fill me with excitement & joy, I should never have kids? Who is this people and STOP picking on Heather whoever you are.
Did Chuck beat up that cute little rat:)?
Coincidentally, after reading your blog, someone posted this on another blog:
(May God forgive me for posting that. 🙂
DAMNIT!!! Why wasn’t I told that I could have an orgasm during birth?
i was shocked reading that email you got. i was thinking ‘this must be some funny sarcastic joke’, but then…no funny. BOO! she obviously isn’t TOO happy about ANYTHING or she wouldn’t take the time to write something so pointless to you.
p.s. cute doggie! who’s is it?
whose. duh. WHOSE.
Those unassisted childbirth people are very, very scary. Sorry about you lacking the fibre to enjoy the ripping. It sounds like a hoot.
SUPERDOG IN THE HOUSE!
oh! the dog looks like my chi, J-Lo. my damn ex-husband got custody of her… damn him.
Unassisted Childbirth – heh – I think the scariest link was “Catching Your Own Baby” –
What kind of sick freaks are these?
The dog is a cutie, but I have to say something about that email. That woman is psycho! I don’t have children, but even I know there is some pain involved in the process. And in all the talk of the pain and agony, you never say stuff like “I hate my baby” or “I never would have had her if I knew this much pain was involved”. You’re just telling the honest-to-God truth. There’s pain involved. PAIN! Stupid bitch (her, not you).
Wow – Almost 11 months post for me wishing I could be pink…..i too should eat more fibre and get over it…..oh, and i didn’t get to enjoy the ‘during’ thing either ….. will Ms. Awesome Birthing Queen of the Women’s Stretchy Vagina Association crucify me now? fucking bitch, come feel my pain …. hmmm is Ms Pink Woman Lover?
and I do love the doggy ….. too adorable
I read sassypants’ (?) email in code. Turns out she meant to say, “You’re honest, funny and are loaded with personality. I’m as dull as a soap dish. If I can’t be fun like you, I shall cut you down. I read pop-psyche books on how to be the one and only perfect mom and no one is as good at it as I am. I pass rose scented gas, and poo marshmallows. Full House was great comedy and I tape Family Circus and Love Is… on my vanity mirror. Follow my example and you’ll be typing pink, too!”
It took me a few tries to crack the code. I finally did it after a breakfast of Milo and TimTams.
Clearly Ms. Sassypants is mad. Mad as a hatter. And therefore most grievously to be pitied. So I’m up here in Boston and I just smoked a little which I’ve never done before! Which experience I will NOT be detailing on my blog.
the scary thing is that if we left having babies to those with the “fibre” to handle it, like the woman from the email, we’d end up in a world where the pink-text genes ruled supreme and every ounce of sanity will have been genetically eliminated from the population…
Wow, Miss Pink is probably a man with no kids…
dooce, you are just simply the best shit ever. EVER. i had a baby a year ago & howled my ass off reading about (identifying with) your experience. i’ve sent your labor story to all my preggo buddies.
thanks, i hate toast. your comment is a riot!
…I did compose and send a “hate” mail to Miss Pink Email. No response. 🙁
Yo quiero taco bell, motherfucker.
Chihuahuas always make me smile. That’s why I am owned by two. Good looking dog there. Mine are named Pedro Cortez Godtar, and WC’s Mayan Princess. Pedro’s name is a bit of a mock at people who tease me about my little dogs.