An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


  • Aubrey’s mom

    Oh my gosh…that is so precious! Those baby fingers are so DELICIOUS!!!!

  • She’s saying, “ooh, that’s some pretty CSS, Mama!”

  • Mir

    I need a nibble of that pudgy little hand. Please?

  • Weez


    You’ve captured one of those precious moments in time that is the “wonderful” part of being a mom. It’s those moments that make you think about the stitches, labor pains, hemorroids, constipation,sore mipples, and sleepless nights and say “Yes, Motherhood is hard but it’s so worth it”!


  • her eyes are the cutest, very expressive and with long girlie eyelashes.

  • I want some of those fingers! Pretty girl. How is she doing with her feet and physical therapy?

  • sab

    I just want to pinch those cheeks!!!

  • “Gee, I wish I had more cowbell.”

  • trudie

    what a cutie!

  • Mmmmm. Hands are almost as good as feet…She looks so in love.

  • Oh,what an angel! She is so lovely that i really wanna bite that pudgy little hand.

    I wish her always to be happy and smiling in the same heart-melting way :}

    pu pu pu

  • Christen

    What a sweetheart. 🙂 She looks like a little angel.

  • She’s so gorgeous. She could be the next Gerber baby.

  • HazelEyedPisces

    Oh Heather, my heart strings have been tugged. What a beautiful baby you have!

  • what is it about babies’ noses that’s just so goddamn cute?

  • I’m not screaming, I swear. The comment thingie is stuck or something.

    All that to say, YUMMY!

  • Whew! I’m glad it didn’t post in all caps.

  • Chooooo Chweeeeet!
    Yes I am a grown man…..Bite me!

  • See, babies even want to eat themselves. They know they’re delicious.

    I actually almost ate a baby on the subway the other day. I shared my sentiment with my traveling companions, who totally didn’t get it. Morons.

  • Where can i get me one of those??
    Maybe i should check in with Miss Sassietrousers…think she’d have a couple of painlessly delivered gorgeous babies lying around….?

  • Yes I know Miss sassietrousers is like SOOO 2 days back – but still….

  • Shmee

    The title of the photo says it all!

  • Susan

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    PLEASE… I really need to talk to the Pink HO!

    All in favor please say AYE!!!!

  • you could just eat her with a spoon!

  • I’m 22 years old… I want one!!

    Darn you Heather, and that cute baby! 🙂

  • look at those sasuage fingers—yummy.

    She’s a beauty, and her happiness about her life and the love of her parents shows in her eyes.

  • Awwwwwe!

  • Awww, she is so beautiful…

  • Purely edible, every inch of her. What a look! I think my ovaries just turned over in their grave.

  • In response to Susan’s comments: AYE!

    Ignore them all, Heather. Miss Pink & Sassy is too wrapped up in herself to realize that we all have different experiences.

    What a beautiful baby!! If Miss Pink DOES have a couple of painlessly delivered gorgeous babies lying around, I’ll take one off her hands! (Someone has to teach that child empathy!)

  • Ooooh the thing about babies’ hands is that they’re so edible-looking, dimpled knuckles and all!

  • Liisa

    Should someone that calls herself “Sassietrousers” and writes in pink be able to go forth and multiply? I don’t think so. I mean, its nice that she went for ‘trousers’ instead of ‘panties’ but, still…

    other than that…CUTE LITTEL MISS YOU HAVE THERE!!!!!

  • OH my god, she’s SO PRECIOUS!

    And if you check the ‘Contact Me’ page – it already says Dooce has full right to publish hate/love mail. It’s all good.


  • Cristina


  • Charlie

    Yo quiero taco bell, motherfucker!

  • She’s just about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen (reserving the title of “THE cutest” for my future progeny). And as for the naysayers (and poopy-heads) out there? You’ve already won the war… you have Leta.

  • after all the screaming she has given you, moments like these, SO make up for it!

    how precious… now i want one.

  • Can Leta get anymore cuter? hehe.

  • ginger

    this is what makes it all worth it.

  • OH DEAR GOD. I must shield my eyes from the edible!! Two of my favorite things about munchingly cute babies are the wrist rolls and the dimples where the knuckles should be. I just want to reach thru the moniter and take a bite out of her!! It makes me want to run into the next room and gobble up my 15 year old daughter for old time sake.

  • Nicole

    If I could have kids that gorgeous I’d have half a dozen! You are the luckiest parents ever!

  • As Billie Holiday put the matter: “Them there eyes!”

  • I needs me one of those nummy babies, that’s fo’ sho! Her Screamness is just too gorgeous for words.

  • “Her Screamness Who Screams A Lot Every Day With the Screaming” NEEDS to be gobbled up 🙂 You can see it in her eyes, she’s just begging you to go gnaw of her LOL.

  • (on her, that is…)

  • (on her, I mean)

  • Mmmmmm. Fingers. My favorite!

  • guurlWinemaker

    She is absolutely scrumptious!

  • heather, she’s just beautiful.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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