This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party


  • Aubrey’s mom

    Oh my gosh…that is so precious! Those baby fingers are so DELICIOUS!!!!

  • She’s saying, “ooh, that’s some pretty CSS, Mama!”

  • Mir

    I need a nibble of that pudgy little hand. Please?

  • Weez


    You’ve captured one of those precious moments in time that is the “wonderful” part of being a mom. It’s those moments that make you think about the stitches, labor pains, hemorroids, constipation,sore mipples, and sleepless nights and say “Yes, Motherhood is hard but it’s so worth it”!


  • her eyes are the cutest, very expressive and with long girlie eyelashes.

  • I want some of those fingers! Pretty girl. How is she doing with her feet and physical therapy?

  • sab

    I just want to pinch those cheeks!!!

  • “Gee, I wish I had more cowbell.”

  • trudie

    what a cutie!

  • Mmmmm. Hands are almost as good as feet…She looks so in love.

  • Oh,what an angel! She is so lovely that i really wanna bite that pudgy little hand.

    I wish her always to be happy and smiling in the same heart-melting way :}

    pu pu pu

  • Christen

    What a sweetheart. 🙂 She looks like a little angel.

  • She’s so gorgeous. She could be the next Gerber baby.

  • HazelEyedPisces

    Oh Heather, my heart strings have been tugged. What a beautiful baby you have!

  • what is it about babies’ noses that’s just so goddamn cute?

  • I’m not screaming, I swear. The comment thingie is stuck or something.

    All that to say, YUMMY!

  • Whew! I’m glad it didn’t post in all caps.

  • Chooooo Chweeeeet!
    Yes I am a grown man…..Bite me!

  • See, babies even want to eat themselves. They know they’re delicious.

    I actually almost ate a baby on the subway the other day. I shared my sentiment with my traveling companions, who totally didn’t get it. Morons.

  • Where can i get me one of those??
    Maybe i should check in with Miss Sassietrousers…think she’d have a couple of painlessly delivered gorgeous babies lying around….?

  • Yes I know Miss sassietrousers is like SOOO 2 days back – but still….

  • Shmee

    The title of the photo says it all!

  • Susan

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    PLEASE… I really need to talk to the Pink HO!

    All in favor please say AYE!!!!

  • you could just eat her with a spoon!

  • I’m 22 years old… I want one!!

    Darn you Heather, and that cute baby! 🙂

  • look at those sasuage fingers—yummy.

    She’s a beauty, and her happiness about her life and the love of her parents shows in her eyes.

  • Awwwwwe!

  • Awww, she is so beautiful…

  • Purely edible, every inch of her. What a look! I think my ovaries just turned over in their grave.

  • In response to Susan’s comments: AYE!

    Ignore them all, Heather. Miss Pink & Sassy is too wrapped up in herself to realize that we all have different experiences.

    What a beautiful baby!! If Miss Pink DOES have a couple of painlessly delivered gorgeous babies lying around, I’ll take one off her hands! (Someone has to teach that child empathy!)

  • Ooooh the thing about babies’ hands is that they’re so edible-looking, dimpled knuckles and all!

  • Liisa

    Should someone that calls herself “Sassietrousers” and writes in pink be able to go forth and multiply? I don’t think so. I mean, its nice that she went for ‘trousers’ instead of ‘panties’ but, still…

    other than that…CUTE LITTEL MISS YOU HAVE THERE!!!!!

  • OH my god, she’s SO PRECIOUS!

    And if you check the ‘Contact Me’ page – it already says Dooce has full right to publish hate/love mail. It’s all good.


  • Cristina


  • Charlie

    Yo quiero taco bell, motherfucker!

  • She’s just about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen (reserving the title of “THE cutest” for my future progeny). And as for the naysayers (and poopy-heads) out there? You’ve already won the war… you have Leta.

  • after all the screaming she has given you, moments like these, SO make up for it!

    how precious… now i want one.

  • Can Leta get anymore cuter? hehe.

  • ginger

    this is what makes it all worth it.

  • OH DEAR GOD. I must shield my eyes from the edible!! Two of my favorite things about munchingly cute babies are the wrist rolls and the dimples where the knuckles should be. I just want to reach thru the moniter and take a bite out of her!! It makes me want to run into the next room and gobble up my 15 year old daughter for old time sake.

  • Nicole

    If I could have kids that gorgeous I’d have half a dozen! You are the luckiest parents ever!

  • As Billie Holiday put the matter: “Them there eyes!”

  • I needs me one of those nummy babies, that’s fo’ sho! Her Screamness is just too gorgeous for words.

  • “Her Screamness Who Screams A Lot Every Day With the Screaming” NEEDS to be gobbled up 🙂 You can see it in her eyes, she’s just begging you to go gnaw of her LOL.

  • (on her, that is…)

  • (on her, I mean)

  • Mmmmmm. Fingers. My favorite!

  • guurlWinemaker

    She is absolutely scrumptious!

  • heather, she’s just beautiful.