For accidentally feeding the dog a piece of my pizza when Jon wasn’t around to interfere with said transgression. Okay, since we’re being totally honest here, I fed the dog a WHOLE piece of pizza. On purpose.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.