Confessions, Vol I.

1. I find men in headlamps irresitably sexy.
2. I have a crush on Norm Abram and Tom Silva.
3. Per number 2, I watch “This Old House” in slow motion with my tongue pressed against the screen.
4. Jon is growing out the beard again, and this whole entry is just my way of trying to contain my UTTER SHEER GLEE at the return of my rugged handy man whom I will attack upon his return from work this evening.