An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Confessions, Vol I.

1. I find men in headlamps irresitably sexy.
2. I have a crush on Norm Abram and Tom Silva.
3. Per number 2, I watch “This Old House” in slow motion with my tongue pressed against the screen.
4. Jon is growing out the beard again, and this whole entry is just my way of trying to contain my UTTER SHEER GLEE at the return of my rugged handy man whom I will attack upon his return from work this evening.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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