I know I am a sad old hag of a mother when I find myself thinking about what else I can store or pack away in the best invention in the entire world, THE ONE-GALLON ZIPLOC STORAGE BAG. I want to get naked and roll in a stack of them.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.