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Chucknuts roasting on an open fire

  • first?

  • Laurie T.

    Merry Christmas from a long-time lurker. Could I be first? Chuck is adorable!

  • di

    merry christmas!

  • Heather

    Merry Christmas!!!! Fourth????

  • i was first!

    merry christmas from a reader.

  • Ashik

    What an adorable reindeer you have!

  • alyssa

    the best is that those antlers are like for a 100lb dog. 🙂

  • what a deer and what a handsome ex congressman

    I swear he has something to do with Santa…

  • Merry Christmas to you and your family!! 🙂

    Chuck is simply adorable. Where’s Leta in an angel outfit? 😉

  • Abby

    From my 6 yo daughter: “Awwww, that’s soooo cute!!!”. And yes, she used at least 3 exclamation points! Merry Christmas to all!

  • Yay! Chuck for Christmas 🙂

    Merry Christmas to the entire Blurbodoocery Family…George! included!

  • You’re roasting Chucks nuts? Well I suppose his “boys” aren’t doing much these days anyway. Have a fabby Christmas Armstrongs!!!

  • Danielle

    tooooooooooooooo cute!

    Hope everyone has a
    *fantastic Christmas*

  • I love how he always seems to be gazing into the distance….

  • Merry Christmas guys. I hope you all get large watches and chocolate ex-lax.

  • Lmao..he isn’t gazing off into the distance. He is *TOTALLY* embarrassed that his Mommy would dress him in such hideous things, probably while laughing, and then take a *picture* to put on her site! heh.

    Happy Birthday Jesus!

  • Ali

    Merry Christmas, Blurbo-Dooce family! Happy first Christmas, Leta. I’m sure you were spoiled rotten by Santa.

  • What a crack up! Merry Christmas to all from sunny San Diego!

    May the new year bring exciting new ventures and memories.

  • Adorable. Merry Christmas, Armstrongs!
    Have a wonderful day. 🙂


  • PapaBear

    21!!!!! SWEET. Cute picture Heather. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. I hope Santa is good to Leta and Chuck.

  • Happy Holiday Dooce! Here’s wishing you, Jon, Leta, and yes, Chuck, the happiest first Christmas the little one could possibly have and one that Mom and Dad will remember forever.

  • Sarah In Alaska

    Merry Christmas and holiday magic to you and your beautiful family. Alaska loves you all!

  • Marshall

    It seems that you and Dean at had the same idea.

  • Liz

    Gotta love a dog that will let you do that to him. Merry Xmas from New Orleans

  • spygeek

    Merry Christmas!

  • Merry Christmas! Chuck looks so precious!!

  • Yeah, today my puppy attacked the Christmas tree. It was really adorable too. But your Reindeer Chuck is awesome too.

  • Gia

    He’s so cute. Chuckmastime is my favorite time of year. 🙂

  • Douglas

    Wishing you a very Merry Christmas for you and yours. Hey Chuck, don’t woory it’s alomost over with.:) Have a happy holidays from Tikrit, Iraq. Courtesy of The Big Red One

  • Merry Christmas Armstrongs and all of dooceville.

  • Mihilo


  • Merry Christmas =] I hope you all have an amazing day and that leta gets fun stuff. stuff that she hasnt ever seen so she can be entertained.

  • George Lover

    Merry Christmas. Great, great photo.

  • Sue From Ohio

    Now that is frickin’ hilarious…Merry Merry Armstrong’s!

  • A very merry Christmas to all of you at the blurbodoocery–especially Chuck, who deserves a lot of pizza and poptarts for the Christmas torture. What a good sport!

  • Erin

    Yeah for the Chuckster! Hope the Armstrongs and all those Dooce addicts out there (like myself) have a wonderful holiday.

  • Happy Holidays to all!!!!!

  • Merry Christmas, Armstrong family!

  • shy

    to heather, jon and leta,

    wishing the three of you a very wonderful holiday.

    leta… go for the wrapping paper!

  • shy

    oh my god… how horrible for me to forget the wish the super chuck a very, merry chirstmas!

    chuck… go for the wrapping paper!

  • In a past life, Chuck was royalty.

    Merry Christmas Heather, Jon, Leta, Chuck & GEORGE!

  • Mirry chresmis Shuckk! I lik yorr antlirs viry mush. I nivir notiss thim befor. I luk lak 1 leetel deir 2.

  • merry exmusssssssss.

  • Happy Christmas!

  • Ali


    Enjoy your first Christmas with the frog baby 🙂

  • Merry Christmas!!!!

    From two regular readers in Nashville, TN.

  • Aww, Chuck wears his antlers so proudly.

    Merry Christmas!

  • Dayna

    Merry Christmas to all of you!

  • Merry Christmas…. thanks for starting my day out with a smile 🙂 BTW…I put those antlers on my angora rabbit and they looked oh so cute 🙂

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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