the smell of my desperation has become a stench


These are just a few of the best comments ever:

Dr. Johnny Fever said at 06:46PM, 02.16.2005:
Why don’t you post a pic of your ugly-ass self, badweebisis, and let us see how much you actually resemble a squirt of food poisoning diarrhea at the business end of some 10-year-old BVDs?

Trance said at 06:46PM, 02.16.2005:
Dooce needs to have a Tard Of The Day award.
For that special troll who means so much.

Bucky Four-Eyes said at 06:47PM, 02.16.2005:
I’ll hang a drool cup on my helmet. Then nobody gets hurt, nobody gets soiled.
Everyone’s a winner!


Thanks, you guys. I owe you all.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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