the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Slaves to the outrageous price of formula no more

Last week at the grocery store when I saw that gallons of whole milk were on sale for $2.50 I almost had a heart attack. That’s TWO WHOLE GALLONS for only five bucks. Do you know what this means? DO YOU? Yeah, that’s right. Everybody I have come in contact with since then has been told about the sale, including the mailman, a tech support operator at my hosting company, and the person operating the ski lift when we went snowboarding. I think the last time I was this excited was when they brought back Count Chocula.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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