Slaves to the outrageous price of formula no more

Last week at the grocery store when I saw that gallons of whole milk were on sale for $2.50 I almost had a heart attack. That’s TWO WHOLE GALLONS for only five bucks. Do you know what this means? DO YOU? Yeah, that’s right. Everybody I have come in contact with since then has been told about the sale, including the mailman, a tech support operator at my hosting company, and the person operating the ski lift when we went snowboarding. I think the last time I was this excited was when they brought back Count Chocula.