Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

How to Charm Me

Catch me going 64 mph in a 40 mph zone where there was also CONSTRUCTION going on (fines double in construction zones!), and then when you ask for my proof of insurance and I tell you that, oops, I forgot to put it into the car, waive the $400 fee and possibility of TOWING THE CAR and then, THEN go ahead and reduce the ticket to make it look like I was only going 11 mph over the speed limit. You just saved my marriage.

[photographic proof (with Heather Powazek Champ’s new cameraphone) that the police in Price, UT mean it when they say, hey, you, slow down.]

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