the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Last night we watched “The Last Samurai” and although the company I am in insists that he is gay I would totally be all up in Tom’s grill if he were only a COUPLE FEET TALLER. Plus, I doubt that Tom could wire electricity. That’s also a prerequisite for grillage.

Jon sent me an email and said that Leta was sitting in bed pausing live television. I know I’m not supposed to be thinking about home and all that and I need to get away and take a break, BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GOOD HER HEAD SMELLS? I miss them.

Today we’re going to see the Arches, including McRainbow Arch, McDelicate Arch, and the McDouble Arch with Cheese. I will be blogging this.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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