An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


  • Marcia

    He’s Hot! Lucky you

  • danni

    I’ve refreshed three times and still no comment?

  • Anne Smith

    Woooo hoooo! First!

  • LeafGirl77

    He looks like he’s puzzled. Why?

  • danni

    There you go

  • Fuzzy Jonothan. Sharp building thing-a-ma-jigger top.

  • LeafGirl77

    ..pensive maybe….

  • 5 o’clock shadow, huh? kinda nice looking.

  • liz

    ooh yeah, top ten…by the way, keep wondering if it’s pronounced lee-ta or lay-ta (that’s my british phonetic spelling)

  • hi!

  • WinInc

    wholy crap!!! less than 10 comments… it must be early……

  • When you say it like that…”Jonathan”…kinda sounds like Jonathan might be in trouble.

    Like “Jonathan…why is the dog covered in clothespins?”

  • I was wondering why he was hiding behind your self portrait the other day. Camera shy?

  • Muffy

    Leafgirl…I’m sure Jonathon gets a puzzled look on his face all the time. I bet he actually “gets” puzzled looks as well.

  • Marcia

    Liz #9

    “Leta rhymes with pita, Rita, dorit-ah. Leta does NOT rhyme with jetta, meta, or vendetta.”

  • Ana

    cool view.

  • When did Dooce visit the Taj Mahal?

  • Duuuuude…he totally looks like Clive Owen in that picture, and that is just reallyreally hot. Lucky you!

  • Scrumptious even semi-bearded.

    You’re a lucky woman Dooce!

  • jess

    Clive Owen is very hot…. hotter in Sin City than in Closer, in my opinion.

    Also, in my opinion, Nicole Kidman is NOT hot. She’s starting to look like an alien.

  • it feels wrong, looking at him and hearing your words ‘terrifically hard, terribly hard’ echoing in my head…


  • I like the look of the five o’clock shadow. What is that building behind him?

  • beachgal

    woo hoo! scrumptious Jon!

  • Muffy

    I noticed how its mostly women commenting on Jonathon’s picture. Like the men are thinking, “uh, I can’t comment about this…everyone will think I’m a total pillow biter”

    Oh…and Ellen Barkin is OFFICIALLY off my “list of five” (I’m a straight female, btw…something about E.B. in “Switch” just really did it for me).
    Saw her on Conan last night…
    Loved ya in the Big Easy, El, but man, time has not been kind.

  • Am I the only one that noticed the Google ad beneath the photo that read as follows:

    Homocon – Gay Republican
    Not all Gay Men are Liberal Check out this new Blog

  • How does it feel to know that half of the women on the Intrawebs have a crush on your hubby? You’re a lucky woman, Dooce.

  • scrumptious un-bearded armstrong

  • Wow!

  • minxlj

    ooh moody and thoughful pic!

  • woah! top 30??

    that’s a pretty cool picture.

  • He looks tired Heather.

  • becaru

    I agree with Jess, Nicole Kidman is a great actress, but she weirds me out lately.

  • Looks like an album cover. Does he sing, too?

  • someone else totally pointed out the google ad for “Homocon” but seriously that is hilarious.

    Heather you need to point this out to your adorable hubby.

  • I just cringed. I said “hubby.” To Heather. About Jon. Why do I have a feeling that is so uncool in doocedom.

    hehe. I said dooce-dumb.

  • The ‘Present for Dooce’ project is getting off the ground – take a look at

  • So deep in thought and oh so cute (if you don’t mind me saying that). Love the scruffy-ness too.

  • funny thing, when there are no comments squirll is more productive at work… but very bored.

  • Annabelle

    My husband is hotter.

    The landscape of Utah, however, is interesting. There is the top of some kind of church or at least the dome of a building that exhibits interesting architecture, but in the foreground, a boxy, boring example of modern American municipality.

  • Muffy

    Nicole Kidman. (shivers)
    Ever since I saw her in Eyes Wide Shut…i hate her.
    The acting in that movie was horrendous and Tom Cruise’s character DIDNT EVEN GET HIS DICK WET!
    It was Kidman’s attempt at saying to the world “Look at him. I fuck him. You don’t. I’m Nicole Kidman. That’s right. I. Fuck. Tom. Cruise.”

    Im the muff. I. Don’t. Watch. Your. Movies. Anymore.

  • Isn’t Tom Cruise gay? he’s from my hometown ya know. Booyacka.

  • a funny shot would have been from the other angle so the dome of the building in the back would have looked like a Yarmulka on top of his head.

  • Is he growing back his beard? He looks a little fuzzy.

  • I used to adore Nicole Kidman, but man, her forehead is just growing exponentially. I still think she’s a great actress, but she’s a lil too wiry now for my taste. Still, I wouldn’t kick her out of the sack. And that forehead would be a great surface to tack on a picture of Bucky …

  • excellent photograph.

  • Poo

    Click the audiostream and go to about 25 mins into the show.

  • He looks like he’s lost and looking at a map for directions.

  • Heidi


  • Nilbo, honey, whose picture are you gonna tack on _my_ forehead tonight?

    Please, please, please, not Ernest Borgnine again.

  • mde

    What a hottie!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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