Feeling Guilty

“What is this?”

“Four.”

“Good. What about this part?”

“A heart!”

“That’s right! Let’s try another one. What’s this?”

“Eight.”

“Good job. And this part?”

“Fower!”

“Flower? No, actually, that’s a club, but close enough.”

“CUB!”

“Right! Okay, what’s this?”

“Umm… Royal fush?”

“YES! THIS IS TOTALLY WORKING!”

Wreath of nailheads →← Why go someplace more comfortable when he can just lie here and die?