the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Feeling Guilty

“What is this?”


“Good. What about this part?”

“A heart!”

“That’s right! Let’s try another one. What’s this?”


“Good job. And this part?”


“Flower? No, actually, that’s a club, but close enough.”


“Right! Okay, what’s this?”

“Umm… Royal fush?”


Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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