the smell of my desperation has become a stench


We are forcing Chuck to go outside with Coco every half hour as we continue her potty-training, and each time he looks at us like, again? Are you kidding? Is her bladder the size of a chick pea? And once they get out there on the yard she immediately starts pecking at his neck until he relents and gives her a good chase. She is so in love with him, and he’s, well, he’s being very patient.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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