the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Coin purse

This gorgeous, hand-screen-printed coin purse was a gift from a friend (you can get one here, also check out the other cool bags), and when I opened it I knew I would have to hide it from Leta because if she ever sees this she will steal it and use it to carry around her stash of gum wrappers. I’m using it as a small purse when I don’t have to lug around a 10-lb case of baby wipes and an emergency stash of goldfish crackers.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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