The anger quickly turned to anxiety and he thought, maybe if I open my eyes a little wider this will all make sense. And Coco’s all, I can’t even look at you, you look so dumb.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.