the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Yeah, oops on that one, too

Instructions for looking after baby

A collection of educational graphics detailing the right way and the wrong way to care for a newborn baby. As I scrolled through this I felt myself going, wait, you mean the vodka was a bad idea? It’s just, the things you do when you haven’t slept in six weeks. I’m totally feeling for the people in these graphics. I want to hug them and tell them that it really does get better.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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