You know how sometimes you have to laugh or you’ll cry? This is one of those instances when Chuck has to lick her or he’ll kill her. Which is kind of the same thing.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.