the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Starting her young

Saturday was the first time this year that I had the time to dedicate to some deep cleaning, so I spent several hours in the kitchen organizing drawers and cabinets. Afterward I thoroughly cleaned every surface with Leta’s help, although she just stood in one place and sprayed half the bottle of cleaner on the same spot on the countertop. That spot is clean, hoo-boy! But more importantly, my kid likes to clean! It’s like Christmas in here!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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