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You rang?

Yesterday the camera crew asked if we could have Chuck demonstrate his widely acclaimed balancing talent, so we looked around for something we haven’t yet tried and came up with Handset Number 2. Hey Chuck, could you bring me the wireless phone? Because the fact that it’s wireless isn’t convenient enough.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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