the smell of my desperation has become a stench

One of the instances when his nickname is Harvey

The expression on Chuck’s face here is one we have captured often in photographs, and we achieve this look by taking the picture while he is chewing a treat. And even though I know this, I still look at him with his mouth open like that and I can hear words coming out of his mouth, like SO I WAS SAYIN, I SEZ, CAN YOU BELIEVE THE PRICE OF A GALLON OF MILK. And he’d have a New Jersey accent.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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