the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Correspondence cards

This was another find at The Metropolitan Museum of Art store, this box of 25 gold-embossed white correspondence cards. I preferred the dragonfly design, but you can also choose from a sunburst, butterflies, a pineapple, or a sardis column. Some of you guys who sent me books to sign might be seeing some of these in your return package with a little note written on it. And I promise it won’t be vulgar. Maybe.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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