the smell of my desperation has become a stench


The text here isn’t going to have anything to do with the photo other than to say that I was outside taking pictures in my neighbor’s yard when I ran into another neighbor who has a 10-month-old Australian Shepherd, and that dog is so well behaved that I get the feeling she scoops up her own poop. So I got the number of the woman they used to train the dog, and I’m going to call her up and say, hi, we adopted Satan. Do you have any tips?

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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