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Tranquil mint foot soak

This was part of a large body-care package that Jon and Leta gave to me for Mother’s Day. It’s a foot soak that will be perfect for the rough edges that form from wearing flip-flops and walking around barefoot in the summer. Best part was when Leta presented the gift to me and I asked her what it was. She said, “I don’t know! Daddy’s the one who bought it!” Like, dude, I’m just here because he said I had to do this, can I please go play Candy Land now?

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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