the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Rose ring

I picked this up at the Cog and Pearl when I was in Brooklyn a couple of weeks ago, and it fits well into the collection of other rose rings that I have in beige, black, and melon. I’m a bit predictable that way, and if I find a shirt that I absolutely love I’ll buy it in six different colors. Jon will be all, um, didn’t you wear that shirt yesterday? And I’m all, GOTCHA! And then he goes off to ponder how exciting it is to live with such an adventurous wife.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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