the smell of my desperation has become a stench


I usually start missing the dogs about a day after we drop them off at the kennel, but I’ve been so distracted by the sleeping and the floating in the clear blue ocean that I only started missing this shit eater last night. I’d forgotten that I’d taken such a regal picture of her before we left, and this reminds me of what a great dog she’s becoming. I can’t wait to pick her up and listen to the excited YEAW YEAW YEAWing that will ensue.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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