I bought a new sun hat while we were in Florida because my scalp kept getting too much sun, and I had to settle for something much less glamorous than the one I found in Palm Springs. So I’m thinking Coco will be less tempted to eat it since it won’t look as stylish coming out of her ass.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
