If Coco ever wrote songs about how the nights have been so lonely since you went away, how a million miracles could never stop the pain, like a leaf upon the wind she can find no place to land, I think this would be the cover of her greatest hits.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.