the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The Most Awesome Shoes EVER

These shoes are the most fashionable and best for your feet. They truly are. It’s important to recognize this fact and realize also that clogs are the result of hundreds of years of shoe design. If only more people would realize that clogs are so great, the world would be a better place.

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, BABY????

Dooce readers, I have an admin login. I can take this over at ANY time.

CLOGS, FTW.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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