the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Could not get her to look at me or the camera because Chuck was sitting behind me taunting her with his bone, and that look on her face is her brain doing computations, trying to figure out how much energy it would require to jump over my head. And will it be worth it when I yank her down in mid-air with that leash around her neck.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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