the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Taking a spin around the patio

We’re trying to encourage Leta to do more physical activity as she is much more interested in sitting inside reading books, thus the pink Barbie tricycle. She didn’t like it so much at first, but now she’s burning tracks into the concrete on the patio in the backyard. Although, we now have to hear about how Coco is looking at her “bike” and Coco is not allowed to look at her bike, make her stop. Our response is to command Coco to look at the bike.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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