the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Playful ponytail holders

These ponytail holders and hair clips are from the lemon drop studio Etsy shop, and while I thought I could get Leta excited to pull her hair back by using something this cute versus the boring rubber bands I’ve used in the past, she’s still having none of it. Although she does like to wear these around her wrist as bracelets. And her reasoning is why would she use these in her hair when they look so beautiful on her arm? FINE. LOOK LIKE A RAGAMUFFIN.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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