the smell of my desperation has become a stench


My nesting instinct has hit us all like a brick to the head, and Jon and I have spent the last three days cleaning out the office. I found a box of office supplies from my web design days in Los Angeles and forgot that I had kept my name plate. I dusted it off and set it next to my monitor, but not without first seeing just how well it fit Chuck.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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