the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Just inside the front door

This is the winter version of this portrait. Yes, Leta’s boots are just rain boots, and they do a terrible job of protecting her feet from the freezing snow. But that’s just it, she’s never walking around in the freezing snow. She can’t stand it, and I don’t think there’s a bribe magnificent enough to convince her to play in the snow. Maybe I did give birth to her after all.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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