This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

20 weeks

  • Lisa

    LOVE THESE! And, hello – my belly looks like that EVERY-FREAIN-DAY!

  • marissa

    I am suggesting you don that outfit for all subsequent pics. I am laughing at the thought of a nine month old pregnant belly sitting atop a tutu. If anyone can make it look good, it is you!
    Glad you feel better!

  • David

    I’m guessing that your husband found the outfit oddly arousing.

  • Krystal

    OMG, love these pictures. Leta will love this princess…lol.

  • HA! You look fantastic… but does Leta know you borrowed her stuff?

  • Jennifer

    Awesome! All you need is something balancing on your head, and you’re Chuck!!

  • Mama, that’s my *everyday* belly.

    (Funny, my everyday outfit, too…)

  • Ha! You should really make a calendar of belly shots for soon-to-be mommies. What a way to launch a modeling career! I predict you’ll be in Milan within a year.

  • Awesome. Just plain awesome.

  • Are you wearing wings? Because that’s the only thing that could possibly make these better.

  • Kathleen

    Did Chuck pick this outfit out? That’s what you get for putting things on the good Chucks head!

    Love this picture!

    PS How is GEORGE! doing?

  • Tongue and Cheek Baby!! Very hot! You’re crazy.
    (I love that last time you were given so much shit for not looking ‘happy enough’ and now you just went the other way. That’s awesome!!)

  • That is beyond hilarious! What does Leta think of the outfit? You should frame these shots for her room. 🙂

  • Athena

    Oh yes, I remember feeling like this…if only I would’ve had the tiara and tutu to pull the “deranged & pregnant” look together back then! Also, I totally dare Parents Magazine to put one of these pics on the cover of next month’s edition!

  • I was having a really bad day until I saw this. And then I laughed my ass off. Thanks.

    I’m not as far along as you but my belly is twice as big… HMMM… I GUESS TWO BABIES WILL DO THAT.

  • You look great! So happy to hear that you are feeling better!

  • Nichole

    weird. it just looks like my roommates food baby.

  • You’re a nut. A gorgeous nut, but a nut nonetheless.

  • I have a very similar pink-feathered tiara. What I don’t have is a small daughter with a princess fetish as an excuse for said tiara. You look awesome and I fear for my future.

  • The pink tutu says it all.

  • Anonymous

    Whoa, a white-trash tooth fairy on ecstasy! I mean that in the nicest way. Don’t be mad people–that’s just what it looks like.

  • I’m not really even sure what to say. Uh… happy, happy 20 weeks!

  • OH. MY. GOD. YOUAREAWESOME!

    Best pregnant lady pictures evar!!

  • Marisol

    Love, love, love it!

  • OMG, these photos are hilarious!

  • leslie

    great post! you are too cute!
    and just look at your fluffy knockers!

  • you…are…hysterical…
    i love the pics!

  • ROFL. This is hilarious. I’m glad you are feeling better and that you’re happy about your weight gain!

  • Thank you. You just made my day.

    Very funny 🙂

  • So THAT’s where all of the princess stuff is! 😉

  • Oh, Leta is going to LOVE these photos ^_^

  • Nicole Marie

    These are fucking amazing. Amazing. I love it. Although I think Leta’s head might explode if she knew that you were wearing her stuff…unless of course the tutu is yours! Fabulous!

  • Best. Pictures. EVER.

  • Amy

    My self-esteem always takes a nose-dive when thin people talk about weighing too much. YOU’RE PREGNANT. You are supposed to gain weight. And you look awesome. *grumble grumble*

  • Tanya

    Wonderful! Fabulous! Hilarious! AWESOME!

    You rock!

  • OMG these are hilarious! Thanks for sharing them.

  • Brilliant … and now I’m wondering what Jon would look like in the same outfit.

  • Holy moly! Those pictures are AWESOME!

  • R-Dizzle

    This picture makes up for the last update where your face was the death glare to Jon. 🙂

  • You look adorable.

    We’ve been married 20 years. My husband (also named Chris) said when we were first married, he hardly needed to fold my underwear. A few years later, it was a two-fold pair, then finally a four-fold pair. (I’m not that large, I just like big comfy undies now.)

    Go buy your big-girl underwear with pride! You’ve earned them!

  • Seventeen pounds? Really? WHERE?? I hope I can look as awesome as you do when I’m pregnant.

  • The thumbnail photo in my reader alone made me smile. I really needed that, so thanks. 🙂

    The pictures are crazy good and I’m so happy for you.

  • Oh.My.God.

    Heather, you’re awesome. I love it!!

    And you look great.

  • Best pictures ever, you are hilarious!

  • Oh my gosh. Funniest 20 week belly pic EVER. And seriously…I echo all those who don’t believe it’s 17lbs you’ve put on.
    Who knew Leta’s princess gear would turn out to have such a noble purpose.

  • Jennifer

    I always thought you were a brave woman… now I know for sure. All I can say is: AWESOME.

  • Anonymous

    My GOD! Your GORGEOUS!!!!

  • jesus christ, if i looked like you at 20 weeks, i would be wearing a tutu and tiara as well. cheers to you, you sexy thang!

  • Z

    Oh my goodness… LOL!

  • cj

    If Leta is anything like my darling daughter was, she’s going to be so mad when she sees these pictures.