I was going to make a comment about Valentine’s Day and how we forgot to get each other anything, but I got too distracted by the tiny dog leg growing out of Chuck’s head. Like he absorbed a twin, and now it’s trying to escape his brain.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
