Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

Unicorn

Leta: “What are you doing with that ice cream cone?”

Me: “Just a little project, nothing you should worry about.”

Leta: “But, what are you doing with that ice cream cone?”

Me: “Nothing important, Leta. Just eat your breakfast.”

Leta: “Mom, what are you doing with that ice cream cone?”

Me: “Fine. I needed a prop.”

Leta: “CHUCK’S TOUCHING THE ICE CREAM CONE!!!! ARRRGGHHHH!!! NOW I MUST FALL OFF THIS STOOL AND DIEEEEE!!!!!”

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