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Leta: “What are you doing with that ice cream cone?”

Me: “Just a little project, nothing you should worry about.”

Leta: “But, what are you doing with that ice cream cone?”

Me: “Nothing important, Leta. Just eat your breakfast.”

Leta: “Mom, what are you doing with that ice cream cone?”

Me: “Fine. I needed a prop.”

Leta: “CHUCK’S TOUCHING THE ICE CREAM CONE!!!! ARRRGGHHHH!!! NOW I MUST FALL OFF THIS STOOL AND DIEEEEE!!!!!”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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