the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Double the trouble

Saturday morning we attended the Mormon baptism of my sister’s youngest two kids seen here. I can’t be sure, but I think Noah is on the left and Joshua is on the right. Leta refers to both of them as That Boy. This is a huge rite of passage for Mormon kids, and we were honored to be a part of their celebration, especially since my sister prepared a marshmallow cream, crushed Butterfinger, chocolate chip, graham cracker, and peanut butter buffet for the reception.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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