the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The Sanfords

This morning I helped Jon (as much as I could) move everything out of the basement and onto the patio in the backyard so that the carpet installers could get at the floors. Jesus, we have a lot of crap. In fact, most of that stuff is Leta’s, and that’s after combing through her belongings and thinning them out by about 75%. This afternoon everything goes back in, and if I weren’t pregnant that process would be followed by one giant margarita. Instead it will be followed by one giant face-plant into bed.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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