Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

The pretty ones are always the crazy ones

We’ve had new carpet in the basement, what, less than two weeks? And in that span of time Coco has had a bad case of vomit and diarrhea, and yesterday she baptized the floor with a gallon of pee. Jon does not believe she is going to survive the next month, not if he has any say in it. I told him this was practice for the baby, and he got in the car and I haven’t seen him since.

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