The pretty ones are always the crazy ones

We’ve had new carpet in the basement, what, less than two weeks? And in that span of time Coco has had a bad case of vomit and diarrhea, and yesterday she baptized the floor with a gallon of pee. Jon does not believe she is going to survive the next month, not if he has any say in it. I told him this was practice for the baby, and he got in the car and I haven’t seen him since.