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Dressing room

Here I am with a napping Marlo about thirty minutes before I met Kourtney Kardashian and scared the living shit out of her. When I asked her if she was going to give birth vaginally (really, it wasn’t that shocking or inappropriate given the context of our conversation), she said yes, and before I could say anything she goes, “Yeah, a friend told me it kinda felt like someone was taking a lighter to her, you know, down there…” And I was all, yeah, that’s a bit of an understatement! Have fun!

(thanks to Jon for capturing this moment)

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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