My mother hates it when I compare Marlo to Don Knotts, so naturally I do it as much as possible when my mother is around. And even when she’s not around I’ve taken to calling Marlo Don, or Donny, or Donny-Boy!
the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
