the smell of my desperation has become a stench


When Leta realized that it was snowing this morning she couldn’t wait to get dressed and put on her new gloves and scarf. Jon was the one taking her to school this morning, and as Leta and I sat on the couch waiting for him to finish brushing his teeth she got a little worried.

“What if Daddy takes too long and it stops wintering outside? Can I still wear my scarf?”

Yes, Leta. Both you and Chuck can wear your scarves.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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